What’s that amazing invigorating feeling?? I do believe that’s a LEVEL UP, YEAH BOYYY!!! Aside from getting a teeny tiny bit more competent (don’t expect much), the gang learns a bit more about each other, sees a bit TOO MUCH of each other, and gets together to form a perfect, completely foolproof, totally profesh plan to save the planet and also their own lives! Less than stellar who???

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Our less than stellar heroes are tasked with a simple quest: disable a single turret. Easy, right? There's no way they'll stretch this one thing into a whole episode, you'll think. Sooooo, about that… Warning: episode might contain flashbacks… backs… backs…Bioengineering Suite by Hayden Folker / Music by Purple Planet Music

It’s just an ordinary day for Orion’s Most Competent Mercs. They’re threatened by cowboy turians with questionable accents, mess up some priceless Prothean ruins, and are altogether way less alarmed than they probably should be considering all signs point to an imminent pirate attack, but who’s counting?


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WE’RE SAVED! Now our merry band of mercs is stuck in a car with Bruno and he might just think that Cage is Steridan, awkwaaard, but we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it. Which we will. And we did. So it only took us 10 episodes but we’re finally at our destination, the famous Trappist-1E brewery! Definitely no secrets to be found here!

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LTS9 - A Binary Choice

Good news is we didn't die last time! Bad news is we very much still could. So now the team is stranded on a shitty planet, one man down, and the temperature is dropping fast. Needless to say morale ain’t great, our less than stellar team must work together to get out of this one. Unfortunately that’s easier said than done… Warning, might induce flashbacks -backs -backs.

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LTS8 - Take Me Home

Last we saw our merry mercs they were plummeting towards certain death in a tiny escape pod. Guess what, they still are! Do they survive or is this the end of the podcast?? It was nice knowing you, folks, see you at the next podcast!

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LTS7 - Shotgun Diplomacy

So, remember that CERTAIN EXPLOSIVE PLANETARY IMPACT DEATH? Yeah that’s happening. Unfortunately the enemies don’t have a sense of self-preservation and insist on attacking us, WTH?! The episode where we bully the GM more than usual, sorry Dan ♡

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What is New Year, if not an excuse for a party? Orion is hosting and the booze is free, so of course our questionable crew is in attendance! Things get... existential.

This is the way the year ends, this is the way the year ends, not with a bang but with a crying vorcha.

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Merry Christmas and happy holidays from Mal, Ellis, Cage, and Myrina! The Orion mercenary company is instituting mandatory holiday bonding for all teams. Ever wondered what carols Salarians sing? How Christmas is spent on Omega? Exactly just how trashy Ellis’ family is? Well, wonder no more! It turns out even the holidays can be... Less Than Stellar.

LTS6 - Balls to the Wall

So upsides is they’re safe and Steriden has a plan! Well… sort of. Now our dubious heroes face a choice: will they Do The Right Thing or will they save their own hides from CERTAIN EXPLOSIVE PLANETARY IMPACT DEATH? Warning: the ball pit is back, baby!


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